9 Responses to “New Video: The Jonas Brothers Suck”

1. gfyufyufyu
   
   December 27th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

   Get a ******* life motherfucker. got to hell ****. go wipe your *** and then eat it. son of a *****. Jonas Brothers Rock! the music u like are *** **** who ruin their voices by screaming songs. that aint music. thats just a bunch of old men tryin to scream words to sound like music. they are emo people who are high on drugs, alcohol, and ***. may you rest in peace cuz im coning for you with a loaded gun. muahahahhahaaa Jonas brothers rock. they worked hard to get where they are.

2. chris
   
   December 28th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

   @gfyufyufyu:

   Please die. Do the rest of the world a favor.

   Oh, and, dumbass, this guy didn’t make the video, he’s only reposting it, so why are you wishing this blog owner death?

   I will proceed to tear apart the rest of your “comment;” I use quotes because it is the most worthless piece of **** ever.

   “Get a ******* life motherfucker. got to hell ****.”

   Wow. You actually capitalized the first letter of your comment.
   That’s ruined by the fact that (a) you use a two different forms of “****” in the same sentence, (b) you didn’t capitalize the “G” in “got to hell ****,” (c) it’s ‘go to,’ not
   “got to,” and (d) using two curse words (one if you don’t count hell) in a sentence automatically proves that you are a fifth-grader.

   “go wipe your *** and then eat it.”
   (a) With what?
   (b) Eat what? The fecal matter? There’s a new pair of words for you, because I’m sure you don’t know what that is. It’s what you call ’****’.
   (c) To type capital letters on a keyboard, you hold down the ’shift’ key, then press the letter.

   “son of a *****”
   That’s an incomplete sentence. You want to say “You son of a *****!” Plus, you didn’t capitalize the first letter again

   “Jonas Brothers Rock!”
   1. An utter lie
   2. You capitalized the first letter! Nice. However, you ruined it by capitalizing the “R” in rock. You may wish to check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization#What_to_capitalize
   for pointers

   “the music u like are *** **** who ruin their voices by screaming songs.”
   Ruin their voices? Hah. You try doing a Slipknot song, or a Slayer song. You wouldn’t be able to do it; perhaps it’s because you’re a prepubescent tween who can barely spell ‘Jonas,’ you’re probably overweight and asthmatic, which hinders your ability to do so, and you’d be scared, because your Mommy would find out, and/or your Daddy would start touching you again.

   “that aint music. thats just a bunch of old men tryin to scream words to sound like music”
   Ain’t isn’t a word. Capitalize your sentences, and see my point above.

   “they are emo people who are high on drugs, alcohol, and ***.”
   *SNOOOOOORE.* You don’t get high on alcohol. You don’t get high on ***, which, of course, you will never have any. Do you even know what an emo person is? You’re probably afraid to walk within 10 feet of a Hot Topic store. “BE AFRAID! ALL EMO KIDS ARE EVIL AND WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD AFTER SHITTING OUT BAT SKULLS!” is probably what you think.
   Oh, and capitalize your sentences.

   “may you rest in peace cuz im coning for you with a loaded gun.”
   Capitalize your sentences. It’s because, not cuz, in the first place, in the second place, even if you were going to type ‘because’ in it’s shortened form, its “cauze.” “im” has an apostrophe. It’s coming, not “coning,” and I highly doubt that you are coming with a loaded gun. I doubt that you have a gun in your house, but if you do, my suggestion to you is to take the $1000 it is to get a front row seat ticket for the Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers concert and buy ammo so that you can blow your brains out.

   “muahahahhahaaa Jonas brothers rock. they worked hard to get where they are.”
   OOOO! A diabolical laugh! You better take her serious, whoever you are that runs this blog! She means business! The Jonas Brothers do not rock. They did not work hard; they probably have never had a real job in their life (at least those in the band who are old to have jobs.) Their record labels probably do everything for them. They don’t write their own songs; their record label does.

   You prove the stereotypes that the video presents: that you ‘JoBro’ fans are utterly incapable of typing, think that you are hardasses, and are 10-year-old girls who have no friends.

   Sincerely,
   Chris.

3. Tori
   
   December 29th, 2007 at 11:49 am

   OK, The Jonas Brothers DO NOT suck. They rock, actually. Just because you have different musical taste doesn’t mean the Jonas Brothers suck. It’s terrible to judge like that. Not all JB fans are how you describe them to be. A lot of us can type and know how to write in complete sentences. =D I do not like the same type of music as you. However, I don’t WASTE MY TIME making videos that make fun of the bands I’m not into. That’s pathetic, seriously. I respect that you have different taste in music than me, and you should respect that I have different taste than you. A lot of people who are JB fans like a wide range of music…we don’t listen to JB 24/7. So please stop stereotyping us.
   Also, you should not hope that someone dies simply because you don’t like their music. How immature can you get? I mean, you could have just said that you hope they stop making music or something…you didn’t have to wish harm on them. That’s really sad that you would say something so hurtful. Nick is an amazing person who is extremely talented and has a great heart.
   Oh, and just so you know, the Jonas Brothers do play all their own instruments on their CD’s. The other members of the band–John Taylor, Greg Garbowsky, and Jack Lawless–are their tour band mates. I agree, they do deserve far more credit than they get. =D But the boys always say how important their band is to them, and mention them a lot in interviews. That is something that bothers me, too.
   Thank you for taking the time to read this enormous comment. =P
   Sincerely,
   Tori R.

4. margaret
   
   January 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 am

   the jonas brothers are just about as good as miley cyrus. COUGH

5. caroline
   
   January 10th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

   the jonas brothers do not suck! whoever made this video is a *** and enjoys being mean, they probably step on bunnies in their spare time. oh and the jonas brothers don’t give credit 2 their drummer cuz the play ALL the instruments in their cds. they r talented, they care about their fans, and u guessed it, HAWTER THAN U WILL EVR B AND U KNOW THATS A FACT! do u see how many downloads they get on itunes? and their fans r not just 10 yr old girls. every1 luvs them. just cuz u have different taste cuz u lyk slipknot and all those other emo bands that shout and smash their guitars dosn’t mean that JB sucks.
   and JB is hotter than ur dumb, violent band.
   jonas brothers don’t look lyk girls either, they have more abs then u or u dumb group of emo/goth ****. how many ppl know about “slayer” anyways? if u didn’t mention them in this *** video the i wouldn’t even know who the hell the were. they don’t have sound effects they do hire ppl and they have more money the u could have dreamt about. they r hot with long hair, u probably think u would look good with a mullet don’t u? and nick will never die from diatbetes cuz he’s strong which u arn’t. ur probably some ****** who lives in the basement of his momma’s house. u nvr got married, nvr had kids, and nvr had a kiss, not even from your momma so u take it out on the nicest and hottest guys on earth.

6. Jayla
   
   February 1st, 2008 at 6:55 pm

   you are such a loser. seriously why don’t you find something better to do with your time than criticize people you are just jealous of. i can’t believe you said nick should die of diabetes. you are so pathetic. why don’t you just go die in a hole *****.

7. nika
   
   March 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 pm

   that’s just rude!!! you have no good reason to do such bad things!!!! and i think nick is good as he is!! no matter what!!! so just shut up!

8. Hayley
   
   August 13th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

   Okay, i am a HUGE jonas brothers fan. i usually dont mind when people make fun of them cause its just wahtever. but this is the most ignorant thing i have ever read. FIRST - The jonas brothers didnt write the year 3000. busted did, then they changed it for the jonas brothers and gave them permission to use it. SECOND- NICK plays the drums, and they have a backup band which they DO give credit to. THIRD - no matter how much you dislike someone, how can you say you hope he dies from diabetes? That is just about the rudest thing I have ever heard, especially because you don’t know him. Why don’t you go on with your sucky life and listen to your emo music and slit your wrists.

   I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS

9. Greg
   
   August 20th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

   these guys are an embarrassment to music, however they are doing one thing right by selling as many cd’s as they can raising our cd sales in the US. that being said everyone who is commenting including myself has no life for even caring. they are a passing fad like hansen brothers and will die off from the public view in a few years, their music is not innovative or origional enough to stand up to the test of time. That being said, EVERYONE HATES THE JONAS BROTHERS, even the ones who love him, they hate them as much as i do, you don’t even know it, you will when you’re 50 and you’ll say, “God dammit that guy was right, I wasted my entire life idolizing the worst pop band to ever come to fame” Oh and for the record, they did not work hard to get where they were, Disney is responsible because they have the largest advertising branch for a network. Oh and Nick jonas’ diabetes, he can swallow a knife because that is no big deal at all. My friend Graduated from the Naval academy and was denied his comission because he had diabetes. That is a heart break because he would have been one of the greatest admirals had he stayed in. Those liberal dumb ***** need to learn some real music and explore a real genre, they are not rock and do not rock My name is greg and my number is 1-757-617-8120 I live in chesapeake Virginia at 1004 woodwind way, now come after me with your loaded gun, it won’t be worth it , i’m a Marine cadet and no one has anything on me. Suck jonas brother’s 2/3 inch virgin ****

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