Paris Hilton Claims Sarah Palin Has A ‘Hot Bod’
October 10th, 2008 | Posted in Politics | Print This Article
Reality TV star Paris Hilton has offered some fashion advice to vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. According to the celebrity socialite, the Alaska governor has a “hot bod” and should wear more revealing outfits on the campaign trail.
“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” she said in a spoof interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”
The hotel heiress’ comments follow her recent tongue-in-cheek bid for the US presidency. Inside the magazine, she also laid out some details of the “Hilton Doctrine.”
“I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first,” she declared.
The White House will be getting a much-needed makeover: “In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows and an infinity pool.”
Asked who she would appoint to her cabinet, the presidential hopeful replied: “I won’t have a cabinet. I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld and, of course, Tinkerbell.”
In describing her presidential priorities, she stated: “I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower… I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.”
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