Celebrity Sex Dolls Gone Wild — Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson And More!
March 18th, 2008 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News
Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba have been recreated as inflatable sex toys.
The starlets are now a part of Pipedream Products’ line of the celebrity blow-up dolls, which already includes Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling and Paris Hilton.
The “Sarah Jessica Porkher Doll,” which comes with “three fabulous love holes” reads: “Sarah Jessica Porkher loves sex in her shitty.”
The “Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll” bears the slogan: “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red… who never says no and is always up for a good time.”
The advertising for Jessica Simpson’s “Crazy Daisy Love Doll” reads: “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!”
These celebrity sex dolls are now available for $19.95. …on the edge of your seat? Keep reading!
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Celebrities Say The Dumbest Shit! Vol. 1
December 7th, 2007 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip
“The whole music industry is twisted on its fucking head. And Britney Spears shaved her head - that’s how I know the Apocalypse is coming.” Wu-Tang Clan rapper Method Man believes the moment Britney Spears shaved her head signaled the end of the world.
“I think it’s because his trousers are too high and too tight. I think it’s affecting his sperm count!” Spice Girls star Victoria Beckham suggesting American Idol host Simon Cowell has no kids because he has a low sperm count.
“Jay-Z is just an amazing mentor. I always go to him if I have a work-related problem but I ask him about problems in my personal life, too. He’s incredible. I trust him completely.” Rihanna relies on Jay-Z for more than just music advice.
“The sex (with a porn star) is great and very uninhibited. The lows were getting too much of the same thing. It starts to feel like you’re making a movie every time you have sex.” Former Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash is tired of dating porn stars, because the sex is boring.
“I missed the people. And I missed shooting in New York. But I didn’t miss Carrie.” Sarah Jessica Parker was reluctant to reprise her role in the new “Sex and the City” movie.
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Sarah Jessica Parker Wants Her Sexy Back!
November 9th, 2007 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Sightings
After being dubbed the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive by Maxim Magazine, Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted looking very stylish different as usual in a charcoal tweed blazer with a pair of grey jeans, as she strolled through the streets of New York on Thursday.
Paired with a leopard-print scarf and loosely buckled black biker boots, this outfit is perfect for catching lunch with friends (her alibi) or robbing an unsuspecting porn shop a la Paris Hilton.
Hey, she needs to do something to get her sexy back.
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The Girls of Sex and the City: The Movie
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in Movies
Kristin Davis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall on the set of “Sex and the City: The Movie” in New York City.
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First Look at Sex and the City: The Movie
September 20th, 2007 | Posted in Celebrity News, Movies
Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth on the set for the first day of filming “Sex and the City: The Movie” in New York City.
Fab shoes.
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Jennifer Hudson Likes Sex and the City
September 11th, 2007 | Posted in Celebrity News, Movies
Jennifer Hudson has signed on for her next film project, and it’s to play “Louise”, the assistant to Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in “Sex and the City: The Movie.” The movie is set to begin filming on September 19th in New York.
