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Bad Grammar Alert: Khia Ain’t Got No Love For Dese Whores

April 28th, 2008 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Khia
In her latest MySpace blog entry, Khia lets the whole world know about “dese whores” who have fucked and sucked dick to get to the bottom. Her list of whores includes Kim Kardashian, Trina, Nivea and more. Check it out:

This week in the HOT SEAT……WHORES!!!!!!! Fucking It Up For Real Queens Like Me!!!

Nowwwwww! Since ya’ll love saying FUCK Khia….Why is it that ya’ll let me keep cummmmming alllll down ya’ll face????? Isn’t it juicy???? Ya’ll have to keep cumming back for more!!! So yes……We all looooove to FUCK……..Khia!!! YESSSSSS! Nasti Muzik 08.

Nowwww!!! Why is it always F-U-C-K Khia? Is it because I am all NATURAL??????? Is it because I work hard for mine and I didn’t have to fuck and suck to get where I am at????? Like other whores we know?? Or….. Is it because I am just too BLACK for ya’ll BITCHES???? Ya’ll still stuck on dese high yellow hoes dats killing ya’ll slooooowly!!! Dese hoes been on the strippa pole since dey were 9 years old….Oooooops I know, we know and dey know….She get it from her MAMMIE….. Bull-dagging ass hoe….Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

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Bad Grammar Alert: Khia Puts Wendy Williams On Blast

April 10th, 2008 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Music News, Television

Khia
Rapper Khia has launched a scathing attack on radio personality Wendy Williams, after receiving criticism for accepting a role on VH1’s Miss Rap Supreme. Here’s her latest MySpace blog entry:

Now you know what????? I have to be the baddest, realest, smartest bitch ever….. Because all these dumb silly Drag Queens love to promote me….. I have been on covers, four page spreads, radio and TV and I didn’t have to spend a dime!!!!! Come on people…..I now see that some of us was born out the pussy and some of was born straight out the asshole…….LOL!!! I mean come on………. Why wouldn’t I want to be on VH1’s prime time television, their official website and on The Wendy Williams show!!! Promotion people!!!!!! Because after this reading…

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Bad Grammar Alert: Khia Reviews Trina’s Bad Album

April 3rd, 2008 | Posted in Music News

Khia and Trina
Rapper Trina has recently released a new album, “Still Da Baddest,” and her arch-rival Khia was nice enough to review it for us. Check it out:

FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4….. DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA BITCH GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS……. SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES…..SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND…..STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND BITCH PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO BITCH OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING….. SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!

NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER…… STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD….. TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U … LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! BITCH, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!

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Bad Grammar Alert: Khia Has No Love For Ms. Jackson

April 1st, 2008 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Khia
Khia of My Neck, My Back fame recently issued an attack upon Janet Jackson aka Ms. Jackson (if you’re nasty), who cut the self-proclaimed “Queen of the South” out of her So Excited music video. The Thug Misses wrote on her MySpace blog:

LET’S TALK BOUT JANET!!!!!!!!!!MS. JACKSON IF U NASTI!!! BEIN A KHIA HATA. U KNOW DERS A LOT OF DEM….. LURKIN AROUND….UNDERCOVER HATIN!!! CUZ YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! DATS WHAT SHE DID. IM SICK AND TIRED WITH THEM CONFUSING DA TRUTH WIT ME TRYNA PROMOTE MY NEW ALBUM. MY FANS KNOW I DONT NEED HER TO DO SHYT TO HELP PROMOTE NO ALBUMS!!!!!

DA QUESTION WAS…… WHY WAS I ON DAT IN TV….. LOOKING LIKE A OLD ALFRED HITCHCOCK FILM!!!!!!! IN BLACK AND WHITE!!!!! TELL ME WHATS REALLY GOING ON. WHEN I LEFT DA SET THE VIDEO DIDNT LOOK LIKE DAT!!!! FURTHERMORE….. THE FULL VIDEO WAS WORLD PREMIERE WAS FEATURED ON ACCESS GRANTED. SO WHY WAS DA QUEEN EDITED OUT!!! I KNOW IT WASNT JERMAINE….. CUZ I KNOW IT WASNT JERMAINE. HE GAVE MUCH LUV AND SHOUT OUT ON DA SHOW!!!! SO WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM JANET!!! MS. jACKSON IS A LEGEND…….. DONT MAKE ME BURN WITH DA IRON. PENNY ON GOODTIMES.

STOP IT!!!!! ULL NEVA BE MARIAH!!!!! SHE DONT HAVE TO BE INTIMIDATED BY ME. PUTTIN ME ON DAT DAMN TV!!! SHE AT HATA. DIVAS CAN BE HATAS TOO!!!

NOWWWWWWW!!!!!MYT ADVICE TO JANET. MS. JACKSON IF U NASTI!!! STOP TRYNA TO COMPETE WITH THE LITTLE GIRLS. GO TO VEGAS AND DO SIDE SHOWS WITH CELINE DION AND MAKE REAL MONEY…….. WITH DOSE TRAMPESE CIRCUS ACTS!!!

WE ALL KNOW YO TEA SINCE DA VALET ROPE. LET IT GO JANET. IF U NASTY!!!!

THE THUGMISSES SAID DAT ON LOUD AND OUTLOUD!!!!!!!!!

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