Mike Myers Accused Of Excessive Masturbation

June 23rd, 2008 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip | Print This Article

Funny guy Mike Myers was shocked when he was diagnosed with excessive masturbation on a recent trip to the doctor.

The Love Guru star was vacationing in Greece when he became ill after eating a bad meal, and claims his doctor was eager to cite the source of his sickness as the comedian’s clamorous affection for sexual pleasure.

He said, “I got sick as a dog. The doctor came, and he was Greek, and he knew that I was a comedian, and he just kept saying to me, ‘You know what your problem is? Too much malaka.’

“And malaka, evidently, is masturbation.”

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