Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba have been recreated as inflatable sex toys.
The starlets are now a part of Pipedream Products’ line of the celebrity blow-up dolls, which already includes Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling and Paris Hilton.
The “Sarah Jessica Porkher Doll,” which comes with “three fabulous love holes” reads: “Sarah Jessica Porkher loves sex in her shitty.”
The “Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll” bears the slogan: “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red… who never says no and is always up for a good time.”
The advertising for Jessica Simpson’s “Crazy Daisy Love Doll” reads: “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!”
These celebrity sex dolls are now available for $19.95.
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