The Pregnant Fug Of Christina Aguilera

November 1st, 2007 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip | Print This Article

Clown fug! Christina Aguilera, dressed in a maternity frock straight out of J.Lo’s closet, and husband Jordan Bratman were photographed shopping for baby furniture at the trendy NoMi boutique in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Why does Christina insist on wearing so much makeup? Is she trying to overcompensate for her bulging belly? Doesn’t she know how distracting she is? Looking at someone with too much makeup on is like talking to someone with bad breath: You’re so embarrassed for them that you can’t quite look them in the eye. They might burn your retinas.

The worst part is I think Christina Aguilera is a really pretty girl. She’s just hiding-under 10 lbs of fug!

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