Coco is Orange and Plastic

November 8th, 2007 | Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Sightings | Print This Article

Even when she’s in magazines and she’s airbrushed, Coco looks like absolute shit, so good luck trying to look at these “candid” pictures of this plastic garden utensil. I swear Coco is more plastic than flesh. Everything from the neck down is built for sex, but everything from the neck up is a complete disaster. If rap albums have taught me anything, it’s that if I see Coco walking toward me I should use my magic stick and superman that hoe!

Well, here’s Coco attending multi-Grammy Award Winning Songwriter Adonis’ Birthday party at Lotus in New York City on Wednesday.

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